Raleigh Wars

Those lucky enough to make it to Melee Mode will recognize this poor excuse for an assassin. That’s the dossier picture of the recently deceased, highjoeltage. With no kills under his belt, highjoeltage was repeatedly contacted by the Game Master’s dedicated henchman to inquire about his continued participation in Raleigh Wars.

With no regard for the Game Master’s patience, highjoeltage failed to return the gesture. The twenty others contacted responded with emphatic overtures to the Game Master.

This priceless portrait of me was the last thing highjoeltage saw before I sent him to a watery grave.

Can you spot the differences?

Subjects: A warning was sent out to all inactive assassins. Please see some of their responses below. This is the proper way to address and worship me.

-Oh great Game Master, I assure you that my non-existent kill count is not due to inactivity. I have thwarted two assassination attempts as well as done my fair share of stalking.

-Forgive me Game Master, I do not wish to displease. My initial target has deemed elusive. Now that we are in melee mode, I have several targets in mind. I wish to continue playing the game.

-Most Honorable Game Master, I will send some poor soul to Satan’s watering hole by noon Saturday or I myself will arrive as a soggy ghost to the Assassin's Ball.

-Thank you kind master, I am well aware and plotting as many are close to me. A comprehensive list has already been studied... Wetness shall ensue.

-My apologies my master, at the start of the game I attempted to go after my target multiple times, infiltrated his work place, his home, and I even stalked him for an entire day. Alas, he never dropped his guard once. Now that the game has turned to Melee mode, I will kick it into high gear. I am sorry, my work life has kept me extremely busy...up until now, and my last day of work is tomorrow, so I will be out to terrorize the Raleigh Assassin Community with my presence. Watch out world.

-I'm ashamed of my zero kills, however, I believe I can make a strong comeback or die trying. My desire is to continue the hunt.

-I will not long remain in that shadow. Death may come even when victory seems close at hand.

-Alas all mighty Game Master, I have been thwarted in repeated attempts to unleash my dreadful cascade of water, however to no avail. Fear not however, for I am determined to take on this new Melee mode with all my might. Mark my words, the other assassins will feel my waves soon......

-I am still here! My target has been very sneaky and after many attempts at different hours she was Mia. I have been stalking her but no one has come after me! I am planning attacks for tomorrow... Please game master forgive me and I will not disappoint. Thank you all knowing master.