Raleigh Wars

Once the dust settles only one will remain. You must ask yourself, do you have what it takes to be an Ultimate Assassin?

Check out the exclusive interviews of former Ultimate Assassins on the Hall of Fame page.

Wet Willy, currently in the lead, was also the first to hit three kills after I announced the Special Prize.

Of course, I can't just hand something as precious as a gift card to The Pit and PBR swag over so easily, so we made Willy do a little sleuthing to find his prize. Here is hidden camera footage of Willy picking it up at a secret location. Remember, the Game Master is always watching.

Get to work, assassins, and take Willy down if you don't want him earning even more prizes at the Assassin's Ball!

A few words on the illustrious Assassin’s Ball...

This is, after all, a ball, so formal attire is required. No jeans, shorts, or t-shirts. So help me Poseidon, if I see you in jeans, I’ll kill you myself.

The Ball begins at 8pm and concludes with the awards ceremony at midnight.

All alive assassins must arrive to the ball and check-in by 9:00pm. Assassins who miss this deadline will be eliminated. You cannot check-in earlier than 8:00pm. If you arrive early, you will be asked to leave the premises until the party starts.

Giant super soakers are not permitted. We’ve got a packed bar and plenty of expensive DJ equipment, so armaments are limited to small, concealable weapons. Large guns and water balloons will be confiscated at check-in.

The block surrounding White Collar Crime will be a safe zone from 8:00pm to 9:30pm. This will allow all alive assassins to arrive, sign in, and enjoy some food and beer risk free. Once 9:30 rolls around, though, you better be ready to kill.

Assassins and guests with a ticket can get free food and PBR until the kegs run dry. Guests can purchase a ticket at the door for ten bucks. Be sure to buy early, there are only 100 tickets to sell, including those at the door. If you don’t have the cash, no worries, White Collar Crime does not charge a cover and all patrons are welcome to see the inevitable carnage.

Don’t forget to bring YOUR ID and some EXTRA CASH to the ball. The Game Master will be displeased if you stiff your bartenders of their hard earned tips. If you've got a smart phone, bring that, too. My roving henchmen will be able to log your kills, but I'd recommend bringing your own Internet-enabled device so you can be extra stealthy.

I’m proud of your work thus far, minions, but there are many alive and only one can remain. Load those guns, fill up some balloons, and get to killin’.

I’ll see you all at the ball.

Please see the Assassin's Ball page for rules and more information.